The good news? Mercury will station direct in a matter of days. The lesson? Keep your antennae activated. The final stretch of misfired Tweets, wayward office rumors, and cryptic spreadsheets is now. But the touch of chaos also keeps you alert. Avoid watching the clock to see when it ends, and practice playing with minor madness instead. Computer lags are really just opportunities for staying up-to-date on the memes in your group chat.